_posted in dayedayerocks | monday morning blues | 17 December 2007

you get nothing this monday morning... but i will give you two things i learned last night and one i've been wanting to put into everyday conversation.

_silliness no.1

it's better to have a bottle in front of you than have a frontal lobotomy.

_silliness no.2

one hand holds want you want and the other holds piss, which do you think will fill the quickest.

_silliness no.3

time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana.

so there you have... silly homespun humor that i am determined to place into everyday conversation.

_soundcheck: ben harper: both sides of the gun